Stop. Just Stop. 🛑

So … OK. We know it was inevitable, but Uber launching the Uber for the gig economy is the sound of the snake choking as it tries to eat its own tail. We are compelled to report to you that the company, titled Uber Works, will join Uber Freight in Uber's new office in the Old Main Post Office. That means there will likely be full-time, non-gig jobs asso…